IC CONTACT + CHARACTER INFO for DRIFT FLEET

[thebarkside]

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CANON POINT: right at the end of [S] GAME OVER, though she was dead for most of it :) AGE: 18ish? see notes below. SHIP: wonderduck AUGMENT: pilot ABILITIES: telekinesis, flight, teleportation, intangibility (though mostly restricted to walking through doors/walls), size manipulation, conditional immortality, plant growth/manipulation (from asgard) NOTES: jade is a crau from asgardeventide, where she spent about an IC year and a half in game - and also paradisa, where she spent a little less time.

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[feathery]

[Unconscious feathery asshole in aisle ten. Cleanup crew, please report immediately to remove this bird-shaped wad from the premises.]

[thebarkside]

[ okay, so, childishly? jade is a little terrified that he isn't going to remember her.

well, not that he'll have forgotten her, exactly. she's comfortable in her knowledge that he's going to remember the concept of her, because they'd been friends for years already by the time alt-dave became davesprite. no, what worries her is the idea that he won't remember this iteration of her, the one who'd spent more than a literal year with him in asgard.

and he definitely doesn't seem to be waking up on his own. so, after exploring the marsiva and finding him still asleep, jade will just sort of. hide in her own bunk, before she levitates davesprite about two inches from his bunk and drops him. :') you know, just enough to wake him up.

she will just gauge his reaction and go from there. ]

[feathery]

[JADE, NO???

Davesprite hits the bunk and immediately wakes up in a ridiculous flail of limbs that, with six of those fuckers, is one mad mess of a flail. He also yells. Strangledishly.]

Fuck—

[And then he rolls off the bunk by accident and hits the floor, stomach first. He lies there a moment with a half-hearted groan.]

[thebarkside]

[ whoops. okay. that, uh. that hadn't gone as intended.

jade rolls to peer at him over the edge of the bunk she's in, clearing her throat softly. ]

You okay?

[ pls... don't... fly off and avoid her... she can't help but sound a little worried here. NO ONE ELSE SHE KNOWS is here. ]

[feathery]

found someone who knows roxy and one of the trolls
i think its the awful rapper
details forthcoming but it doesnt look like theyre outta asgard

[thebarkside]

i wonder if theyre from the same place that ladon knows us from

[feathery]

did he mention sports
i think she plays sports

[She doesn't fucking play sports.]

[thebarkside]

no, but thats cool :o
what kind of sports??

[text]

[delincuente]

hey so you and bird boy
are you two like
a thing
or something

[text]

[thebarkside]

why would you ask me that

[delincuente]

no reason at all

[thebarkside]

we are not
we are definitely, definitely not
but why would you even think that??

[feathery]

jade
why is there a glorified rodent gorging itself on my shitty offbrand doritos
i put a lot of effort into these

[thebarkside]

idk
probably because you havent told it to leave your doritos alone?

[feathery]

does it listen to you when you tell it to leave YOUR doritos alone??

[thebarkside]

i dont eat doritos on principle

after he fucks up for the billionth time;

[feathery]

[Hope Jade is decent because Davesprite doesn't bother knocking. In fact, he foregoes the door completely and faceplants on her bed.]

[thebarkside]

[ A LINK FOR NIX ]

Text, 12/20ish

[cajunspice]

Hey chere,

A friend and I have arrange a Christmas Eve Eve gathering at the Iskaulit from 5 to 8 pm and you are more than welcome to come along and have a good time. Plenty of food, plenty of drink, and hopefully plenty of fun.

If you agree to come, please:
Bring a White Elephant Present
Any food that you’d like to have that you think won’t be there
Agree to take any fighting outside
If you do come, be aware that there will be punch, alcohol, jazz, and a ridiculous amount of salted foods will be served (we work with what we’ve got). Feel free to invite anyone you like who you think will appreciate the same and agree to abide by the same conditions.

Happy holidays.

delivery -- christmas

[kotatsu]

[ on christmas morning, jade will find a package addressed to her. inside is a small hair comb decorated with blue paper flowers that might look a little worn. she tried her best, ok. there's also a few hair clips that look a little nicer, thanks to souji's help. lastly, there's a handmade christmas card with the following message: ]

Merry Christmas, Jade!

I'm really happy I got to meet you and celebrate your birthday. You're really nice! I hope we can get to know each other better in the new year!

Love,
Nanako

backdated 12.25; bc i have been a lazy holiday shit

[feathery]

[Sssssso, he was gonna aim for something bigger, but after Project Fund a Fox, he settles for dropping off a handful of seeds for space plants, a space furry cartoon along the lines of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, and a handwritten letter.]

so obviously it was your bday like three weeks ago but i refuse to be the asshole who counts that and christmas in the same breath, so i scrounged up some seeds. possibly ran from the cops too over the course of their acquisition and no, i dont know what they are. youll have to give me updates.

as for the dvd i cant tell if its a watership down rip off or something closer to squiddles 2.0 but youll probably enjoy it unironically. the dude who sold it to me claimed it was philosophically deep and posited some real quandaries about real hypotheticals, but thats a paradox within itself. especially since he bore an uncanny resemblance to ryan and we all know that dude was into some fucked up shit.

anyway i guess maybe this is compensation for the last couple birthdays i missed since i was vying for the award of shittiest friend. or just a hella belated thanks for being you and sticking around a while longer.

merry christmas jade

[thebarkside]

[ 2 many dokis........ ]

text;

[feathery]

do you think youre gonna remember what happened in asgard
at the end i mean

text;

[thebarkside]

i dont know
why do you ask

[feathery]

because no one else does