IC CONTACT + CHARACTER INFO for DRIFT FLEET

[thebarkside]

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CANON POINT: right at the end of [S] GAME OVER, though she was dead for most of it :) AGE: 18ish? see notes below. SHIP: wonderduck AUGMENT: pilot ABILITIES: telekinesis, flight, teleportation, intangibility (though mostly restricted to walking through doors/walls), size manipulation, conditional immortality, plant growth/manipulation (from asgard) NOTES: jade is a crau from asgardeventide, where she spent about an IC year and a half in game - and also paradisa, where she spent a little less time.

Comments

[feathery]

this is the rudest shit i ever saw
my right to privacy has been violated worse than my bank deets after a phishing scam

[thebarkside]

[ hope you have pants on, friend, because jade is suddenly just. there.

her hand is over her eyes, though. ]

Well, maybe you should stop giving your social security number to Nigerian princes, geeeez.

[feathery]

[His pants are on. This scene continues to be safe for children, as long as everything that comes out of Davesprite's mouth is censored.

He's sitting sullenly on the floor, well away from a gross orange puddle of vomit, with a vulpine critter tugging on one wing.]

Hey, man, he said he was my long lost grandpa, banished by paradoxical origins he wanted me to know. Fuck! [He swats the fox away; it has decided to rate his arm for tenderness.] Goddammit, you asshole, that hurt.

[thebarkside]

Then maybe you should be nicer to it.

[ she lowers her hand, then immediately makes a quiet noise of adoration. you done fucked up, davesprite: jade is already smitten with this little monster. ]

You remember that I had pets in Paradisa and Asgard, right?

[feathery]

Oh, no.

[He hastily grabs it—the critter lets out an honestly creepy yelp of protest—and holds it away from Jade.]

I am not letting you get seduced to the Fox Side of the Force.