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[She tries to read the message objectively - but it turns out she doesn't have to try. She knows from what little stuff she's heard from him that they come from a pretty messed up place, so she can understand him having to work things out. Not that that excuses ignoring someone. So it sounds like he's kind of a flighty asshole, which isn't a life-altering personality flaw.

But woah, wait-]

hey dude who ever said it was me

but for the record
it really sucks that that happened
and im sorry he was a feathery asshole
guys are basically the worst

i'm not trying to like settle down with him
and pop out two and a half kids
it's no big deal like srsly
just wanted to make sure i wasn't like
being a total bitch trying to hit on him

and by that i mean
my hypothetical friend